Two notes:

One, note to self. In your eagerness to accept free baby supplies whenever possible, maybe you shouldn't be too cheap to ask the giver some questions, like "Did your child outgrow these diapers, or are they just completely useless and you knew I was dense enough to take them off your hands?"

Two, note to Kimberly-Clark. For most English speakers, the word "Ultimate," used in a construction such as "Huggies Ultimate" is not interpreted to mean "will spray Gulden's down to your baby's thighs and up to their collarbone the first time they have a movement while sitting on your lap."