Irrelevant skills

Today what we need is a widely distributed short film explaining how to use a cell phone without looking like a jackass. The hardest (perhaps impossible) task would be finding a narrator for the 21st century, a voice that would bring the same tone of absolute unquestionable moral authority to today's diverse audience that "Disembodied Newsreel Man" brought to the pre-TV age.

Obviously, there's only one choice.



If he can convince people to drink the-beverage-that-will-not-be-named, I have no doubt he can drag us all into a new age of cell phone civility.