Why Hillary Clinton will never be President

As explained by the guy with three missing teeth and a lazy eye who was hanging out at the bus stop outside Stop & Shop this afternoon:


"See, once a family has lived in the White House, they can't move back into the White House. It's the law. Naw, see, Bill Clinton was already President. They're married, so it's like they're together, they're the same person. It's the law."

Someone give this man a computer and he'll be a top political blogger by Memorial Day. No doubt.

See what you're all missing when you drive around to run errands, instead of walking?