Ball game or porn movie?

CBS claims that two of the officials for the just-started VCU vs. Duke game are "Zelton D. Steed" and "John Hughes."

I think someone just forgot to get the ref names before game time and made those up on the fly.

[I heard "John Holmes" the first time but as I look again, the name is "John Hughes." I still like the subject of the post enough that I'm not taking it down. Just pretend I said "Ball game or '80s teen movie" instead. And don't think about how little sense this makes.]