Thursday, March 1, 2007

I am no longer a telecommuter.

Well, not really, anyway. I guess I'm still going to work part-time and they're still going to pay me...but I don't have to plan my life around their shit anymore. When they call and say, "Some herd of self-important advertising cocksuckers think their world is falling down around them because their email is taking 10 minutes longer to arrive than they think it should," I can say, "I am busy watching my kid drool, which is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. Call me next week."

This is a profoundly wonderful development in my life, and I'm hoping I get accustomed to the idea before the kids leave for college.

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