Wednesday, December 19, 2007

These are things we need to know.

EDIT: Stupid non-working quiz spam used to be here; thanks Erik and my sister for letting me know. I took it down.

Let me tell you about my dumb:


3 comments:

Erik Maldre said...

I took the quiz and got to the link that says "Ok, I'm finished - what's my score?". I click on the link and it wants me to sign up for some dating service? what up? I just want to know how many 5 year olds I can take on.

For the record, I selected, "To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten". If I'm in a gym full of 5 year-old knuckleheads who want a piece of me then I'll what needs to be done to take care of biznaz. Time to break out the trebuchet.

James said...

I, too, thought it was odd that I was taken to an underage dating site.

As for 5 year old punks, I'm not above punching them in their yet-to-be-developed 'twig and berries' in order to win. The problem resides in the fact that they are at the height that when they punch, their arms are at YOUR 'twig and berries' level. That's where the nunchucks come in handy.

JA3 said...

It didn't spam me afterwards. Just told me that I could beat up 26 five-year-olds, which is a skill I might need in four and a half years.

I, too, chose no moral qualms. My policy is, if you've gotta take out 5-year-olds, there's no sense in half-assing it.