Friday, July 25, 2008

An IT guy's job is sometimes therapy.

"Hi, I'm a Mac..."

And, you're a pussy.

We're finally getting past the stereotype of Macs as the computer for artistic, sensitive, effeminate types. There's gotta be a dozen easily led blonds in Hollywood for every Drew Barrymore, go hook up with two or three of them and tell your publicist to stop describing you as "distraught" in public.

Then zap your PRAM and rebuild your desktop. You never know what viruses those Hollywood types are carrying...

Whoops, Old Mac Guy mistake, he's running OS X. How about "Reset your system management controller and run Software Update?"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh my.... that is kind of sad. Bad rep, for sure, but it happens... however, when a non-celebrity goes through a breakup, he usually doesn't quit his job. Perhaps another benefit of being a celebrity.

Erik Maldre said...

"Reset your system management controller and run Software Update" doesn't have the same ring as "zap your PRAM and rebuild your desktop".

Oh OS 9, how I miss thy charm.